Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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