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I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?

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GAY or at the very least bisexual.

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His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.

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Weird... you've rode him.

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(517): I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict? (1-517): GAY or at the very least bisexual. (1-517): His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation. (517): Weird... you've rode him. http://tfl.nu/8rng

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(734): View more from Michigan

I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.

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Shittttttt.

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Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.

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(734): I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy. (1-734): Shittttttt. (734): Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy. http://tfl.nu/htfb

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(843): View more from South Carolina

and my herpes radar will keep us safe

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(843): and my herpes radar will keep us safe http://tfl.nu/p103

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(850): View more from Florida

I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts

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(850): I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts http://tfl.nu/nzvy

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(707): View more from California

We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.

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(707): We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday. http://tfl.nu/jjrt

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(970): View more from Colorado

She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.

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(970): She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat. http://tfl.nu/yazk

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(305): View more from Florida

It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.

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(305): It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids. http://tfl.nu/tjbu

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(916): View more from California

WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!

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(916): WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!! http://tfl.nu/wbdy

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.

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(856): I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help. http://tfl.nu/4hfj

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(912): View more from Georgia

Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....

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(912): Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time.... http://tfl.nu/fwcj

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.

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(617): We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over. http://tfl.nu/57ta

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(817): View more from Texas

You should come by for the fire station blow job tour

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(817): You should come by for the fire station blow job tour http://tfl.nu/ymfu

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.

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(217): I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times. http://tfl.nu/aihm

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(289): View more from Ontario

"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"

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(289): "you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly" http://tfl.nu/d33o

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(512): View more from Texas

The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.

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(512): The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting. http://tfl.nu/6bg7

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