You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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