i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????