What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.