FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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