Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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