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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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