i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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