I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
nutella sex= disaster
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
How external is "for external use only"?
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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