i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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