Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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