I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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