remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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