Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
