how do flat chested girls get laid?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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