I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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