woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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