Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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