Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Your dad touched me again.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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