new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I have fence marks all over my body
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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