you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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