yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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