doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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