I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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