i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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