But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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