is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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