She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
They took my balls.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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