i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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