Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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