That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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