I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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