Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize