chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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