careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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