What did we do last night that was yellow?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
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