I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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