Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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