I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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