if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
