Don't you send me to vm
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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