508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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