she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo