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he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl

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you mean his girlfriend

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(312): he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl (313): you mean his girlfriend http://tfl.nu/d9fr

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(207): View more from Maine

I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.

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(207): I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking. http://tfl.nu/3fqs

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(310): View more from California

I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.

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(310): I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets. http://tfl.nu/76ec

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(816): View more from Missouri

I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.

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(816): I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ. http://tfl.nu/y7u3

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(402): View more from Nebraska

i got excepted to unl lol

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You mean "accepted".

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(402): i got excepted to unl lol (402): You mean "accepted". http://tfl.nu/3nr7

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(908): View more from New Jersey

a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.

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(908): a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester. http://tfl.nu/e11n

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(519): View more from Ontario

Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.

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(519): Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife. http://tfl.nu/uqm2

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(585): View more from New York

Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.

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(585): Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you. http://tfl.nu/iycg

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Are we going out tonight?

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My conscience says no but my vag says yes

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(920): Are we going out tonight? (414): My conscience says no but my vag says yes http://tfl.nu/5n9j

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.

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(201): I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed. http://tfl.nu/jlau

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(219): View more from Indiana

Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?

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Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.

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(219): Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts? (219): Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy. http://tfl.nu/z832

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence

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That sucks

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It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!

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(505): I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence (1-505): That sucks (505): It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee! http://tfl.nu/y3d0

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone

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(828): I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone http://tfl.nu/fll1

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.

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(+44): She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn. http://tfl.nu/qwtm

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(517): View more from Michigan

I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.

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(517): I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning. http://tfl.nu/kpo2

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