idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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