quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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