Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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