Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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