Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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