so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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