I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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