On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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