There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
