These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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