Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
