the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
mondays should just be called national damage control day
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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