So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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