do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
