I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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