Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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